• notlostonanadventure:


    if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

    he would be ur fed ex 

    I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

  • friclge:

    I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

  • kawaiigod:

    girl: he cheated on me

    me: then break up with him

    girl: but-

    me: bye

    (Source: zootedboy)